F The Haters Greeting Cards

Later, haters! I'm working with the Claus now! Shine on them haters this holiday season with this cute Rudolph design!

F*** yeah Christmas! Gear up for a totally radical holiday season with this intense illustration of Santa wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn.

You're cool, you're cool, you're cool, F*** you. Let that one asshole in your crew know that you F***ing hate them with this design.

Will F*** for brunch. Show that you'll ride the D in exchange for some B with this pro-brunch design.

Latinx as F***. Show you're as Latinx as they come with this Latin American pride inspired design.

Latina as F***. Show you're as Latina as they come with this Latin American pride inspired design.

Latino as F***. Show you're as Latino as they come with this Latin American pride inspired design.

F***boy repellent. Cleanse your life of dick pics and other F***boy nonsense with this design featuring an illustration of a spray bottle.

If I hadst a single F*** to giveth I would bestow it unto thee. Show that you don't give a F***, but be fancy about it. Channel your inner Shakespeare with this funny design.

Smell ya later, haters! Inspired by the meme, give those classmate douchebags a proper send-off during graduation with this card!

When you're gardening, farming, or foraging sometimes you've just gotta F*** around and find sprout! Show off your sassy love of plants with this funny meme inspired design!

Whether you're against the use of plastic bags, or are simply a fan of sarcasm - this design is sure to turn some heads!

Peppermint candy is F***in' mint! Show off your disdain for nasty peppermint candy by gifting this funny, tik tok, F***in' mint, santa parody, holiday greeting card!

If you love pink and also love gangster rap, this girly design is for you! Represent your taste in music and disregard for authority with this F*** The Police design for ballers who really know how to celebrate Valentines!

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

Namaste, Mother F***er. Because yogis can be badass too! The perfect tank for your next Vinyasa class. Show your love for yoga and your since of humor with this funny yoga design.

Not everyone can be the human embodiment of Fabulous. The human unicorn of sorts. Show someone you appreciate their trendy LGBT flair with this magical unicorn fabulous as F*** greeting card.

Why have a merry christmas when you can have a flat F*** christmas! Make sure to have a cute, chubby, flat holiday!

Stay the F*** Home, Please. Let people know they need to keep their distance with this sassy vintage floral inspired design.

Stay the F*** Away, Please. Let people know they need to keep their distance with this sassy vintage floral inspired design.

Roses are red, y'all are just haters, was feeling cute, might delete later. Show your love for bad poetry and selfie inspired memes with this funny design.

If you're goin fish might as well F*** around and find trout. Emit a powerful aura as you go fishing with this sassy trout pun.

The "F*** You Pay Me" ethos is more important now than ever. Show that you refuse to fall for slimy business practices and celebrate Valentine's Day with this equal pay for equal work themed design.

Looking for a way to add a little edge to your holiday season? Look no further than our "Merry F***ing Christmas" greeting card - the perfect way to showcase your sarcastic side with a little holiday cheer. Whether you're over the commercialism of the season or fed up with the family drama, this sassy and foul-mouthed design is sure to put a smile on even the grinchiest of faces. And hey, if you're looking for a way to tell your loved ones just how you feel about the season, why not do it with a card that pulls no punches? So go ahead, make someone's day with this unforgettable greeting - and let them know you're ringing in the holidays your way.

And thank you for your service! Get passionately vulgar with this "thank you" bag-inspired design!

Who the F*** is Jesus? Jesus? I don't know her. Show you have beef with the big J-dawg with this funny design.

Sometimes it do be like that. Humans can be as F***ing relentless as life. Enjoy this dark irony design and bring awareness to remind people to be more caring!

Look at me, I'm an absolute legend! Show off your crassy sassy unicorn ass with this funny unicorn design!

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Shit's F***ed. Everybody knows: Shit's F***ed. Show that things have never been worse with this sinking ship design.